The trick with birthday wishes is to wish for an infinite number of birthday cakes.
As a vegetarian, it’s okay to go hunting so long as you only shoot plants. But only the plants you’re going to eat. Or if they attack you.
Scientists! A perfect place to observe Brownian Motion - central London at 2am (if you don’t mind your particles falling over & vomiting).
History Fact… The original blueprints were for the Great Cubes of Egypt. But the building contractors cut corners.
Disappointment. Four films in, and not one Terminator has done the robot.
Tetris could be made a lot more efficient if the only available shape was a 10x10 block.
The Bronze Age is my third favourite Age.
When wrapping a present, don’t put the paper on inside out, or you’ll have accidentally wrapped the rest of the universe.
