‘Noncore’ = a non-encore. E.g. “I waited twenty minutes after he left his spot, but the busker had finished with a noncore.”

posted : Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

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Sure-fire tip for curing hiccups - re-boot your diaphragm.

posted : Monday, July 19th, 2010

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The worst vegetarian restaurants are the ones where they over-cook the vegetarian.

posted : Saturday, July 17th, 2010

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A laundrette is a female laundry.

posted : Friday, July 16th, 2010

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If you don’t have a TV licence, it is illegal to use your television on motorways.

posted : Thursday, July 15th, 2010

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Prior to c.10,000 years ago, there were no permanent human homes. Historians agree that this was the golden age of the picnic.

posted : Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

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I’m like a walking Wikipedia. I’m known as the ‘Walkipedia’ [citation needed].

posted : Sunday, July 11th, 2010

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Music trivia: If you swap the L & R headphones on any Beatles record, Paul McCartney sounds right-handed.

posted : Sunday, July 4th, 2010

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