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Nearly the end of my Tokyo trip, and I’ve now learnt the japanese for ‘one’ and...

Feb 28th

Unless, say, you’re spinning round and round in the revolving door entrance to a Pokemon...

Feb 26th

Turns out that knowing ‘hello’, ‘goodbye’, and a few Pokemon names...

Feb 26th

One day broadband speeds will be so fast, you’ll be able to illegally download a table. An...

Feb 19th

I’d prove my point by carrying a cubic foot of ice onto the plane. But without sharp objects,...

Feb 18th

The restriction to 100ml of liquids on flights is ambiguous, unless you know the temperature of the...

Feb 18th

It would be cool to throw fireballs like Ken & Ryu. Less so, if they accidentally triggered -...

Feb 17th

My thorough guitar practise should make me much better at Guitar Hero. I just have to one-by-one...

Feb 16th

I’d feel much more comfortable drinking this raspberry & loganberry herbal tea in public...

Feb 13th

Just found pack of biscuits best-before April 2007. Binned them. I’ll regret my decision if...

Feb 11th

Alternatively, could use the same ingredients to go heavy on the Easter theme and release Cadburys...

Feb 10th

Idea for Cadburys… This Easter how about Creme Chickens? Chocolate outside, strawberry creme...

Feb 10th

Feels like a long time since I’ve cycled to the station. But I haven’t forgotten how -...

Feb 9th

I’m such a regular at my local library, that when I walk in I just ask for ‘the...

Feb 8th

I have 17 words for snow. On the long, cold walk to the tube station today most of them were swears.

Feb 6th

Screw you, Batchelors! I’m rebelling! I’ll have my cup-a-soup from a non-cup receptacle,...

Feb 3rd

Very dangerous to be in the UK today - all this snow provides perfect camouflage for snow-leopards.

Feb 2nd