Limp Bizkit To Play Libraries Across US

Fred Durst: "Fred Durst is looking forward to touring"

Nu-Metal guitar-botherers Limp Bizkit have revealed that they are considering playing concerts at a series of libraries across the States later this year.

The inspiration behind the plans appears to be cuddly soft-rockers KoRn, who last June beamed live performances into cinemas across the US, ruining several screenings of Minority Report. Ingeniously, these satellite relays effectively allowed the group to work from home without having to commute, change out of their pyjamas or even get out of bed - saving both time and money. Although this experiment into alternative forms of live performances was on the whole a success, KoRn frontman and former YouR SinclaiR reviewer Jonathan Davies' attempts at stage-diving into the crowd met with some level of failure.

Sources close to the Bizkit reveal that the group are keen to trial new experiences in a bid to revive the flagging US live music scene. Rumours are already being rumoured by rumourmongers that if the library tour meets with a favourable reaction then the band will take to the skies in a hot air balloon on an epic eighty-day Nu-Metal journey around the world. Whilst frontman Fred Durst has yet to confirm any of the speculation about future tours, he has proved enthusiastic and enigmatic about Limp Bizkit's live performances:

"Fred Durst is really looking forward to touring in book-filled places that may or may not be libraries!" shouted Durst at NoiseMonkey, "He is also looking forward to playing around the world using a means of transport that may or may not utilise hot air! Fred Durst likes balloons!"

To date, no UK bands are planning similar projects, although Sheffield's the Pulp are planning to follow up their recent woodland gigs by touring a series of window boxes around the country sometime before the ever-so cold winter months draw in.