If Superman squeezes a vinyl record really, really hard, it turns into a lovely shiny CD. Any harder, and it becomes an mp3.

posted : Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

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I scream for ice-cream. I yelly for jelly.

posted : Saturday, June 26th, 2010

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Fashion fact: 3/4 length trousers were invented by The Hulk.

posted : Friday, June 25th, 2010

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Green tea is so-called because it is made from recycled tea bags.

posted : Saturday, June 12th, 2010

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Eyelids are the curtains of the soul.

posted : Saturday, June 12th, 2010

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Kids! Don’t nick pic’n’mix for picnics!

posted : Sunday, June 6th, 2010

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When life gives you melons, make melonade.

posted : Saturday, June 5th, 2010

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Coming at you, like Cleopatrou.

posted : Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

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