Exercise tip… Regain energy with the following routine: jump, jump, crouch, crouch, spin left, right, left, right. Then press B, A, Start.

posted : Thursday, August 13th, 2009

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I can’t see the point of telephone books in this day and age. They always have very little plot and far too many characters.

posted : Thursday, August 6th, 2009

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Cook books - a great idea for improving meal times, but only as a noun.

posted : Sunday, July 26th, 2009

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There’s an old vegan proverb… “You can’t make an omelette.”

posted : Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

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Money tip… Earn extra money whilst on holiday, by furnishing your sand castle with a sand gift shop.

posted : Monday, July 13th, 2009

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Whilst Horatio Nelson’s strategic skills are debatable, it is unarguable that he had an unparalleled view of the battlefield from his column

posted : Sunday, July 12th, 2009

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It turns out that, actually no, you don’t need to flip your computer over to listen to b-side collections.

posted : Saturday, July 11th, 2009

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I never give money to toilet attendants. Instead, I have a monthly donation to a charitable organisation that supports toilet attendants.

posted : Thursday, July 9th, 2009

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