NEWS: Groove Is In The Heart, Surgeons ‘Baffled’
The world of medical science was rocked like a fat rock star on a rocking horse today by the discovery of a groove gland in the heart.
Pioneering surgeons at St Optimus School Of Medical Medicine made the discovery and presented the scientific world with their results on Tuesday, by drawing the location of the gland onto the front of an old Valentines card.
The groove glands were found cheekily hiding behind the upper aortic cardio-doohickey. They are believed to have been previously missed by all other surgeons due to it being kind of dark and gross in there. Medical text books currently inaccurately state that groove is in the ankles.
“This turns medical science on its head,” said medical science spokesman Timothy Wardrobe, “Now we’re all wearing shoes as hats - and that’s NOT a good look.”
